various animals in the hopes of one day infusing their strengths into an average human being. He had finally made the breakthrough he longed for that day and had planned to inject himself with his latest serum, “essence of kangaroo.”
Yet, owing to a bizarre set of circumstances, MARY was the one injected! Thus was born the Marsupial Maiden! Known as M.M. to those closest to her, she fights a daily battle as a champion of justice, a crusader for all that is right, and bringer of ‘hoppiness’ to everyone! When last we left our heroine, she and her side kick, Anxious Al, were in pursuit of the Baron and one of his henchmen…
“It’s just no good; we’ll never catch up to the Baron at this rate. That atomic powered sidecar on his bike is just too fast!”
“Stop being so negative Al, we have to stop him! If we don’t succeed, the orphanage will be destroyed, the children forever mutated, and an entire army of gorillas will be unleashed upon the city. People are counting on us!”
“But M. M. if I get the car any closer, one of those exploding bullets will hit the car and we’ll be toast! We just can’t risk it!”
“Al would you just shut up and concentrate on the road! I need to attune my ‘roo senses.’ This is going to be tricky enough as is without you distracting me with all of your worries.”
“Sorry M.M. but whatever you’re going to do, you better do it soon. I need to pull over to use the bathroom, there’s just too much excitement going on for me to handle!”
“You can hit a gas station in a second Al, Okay? Just pull a little closer!”
“What? Are you mad? What are you going to do?”
“Never mind what I’m going to do. We’re almost there, just a few more inches and you’ve…almost…got it…THERE!”
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