"Holmes as always I admire your enthusiasm, yet I cannot help but feel that there is something obvious about this case you may be overlooking."
"Gad Watson, are you insane! I never miss a single detail. Take a look at this fresh clue I have uncovered, another set of footprints. The thief has not yet realized that I, the great Sherlock Holmes, is on the case. In his haste to escape the scene of the crime, he has dashed off, leaving a muddy trail in his wake! These tracks on the ground are quite clear, and we should have no problem following them thanks to my eagle eye for details."
"Holmes, you are not listening again. Look—I have something to tell you about the tracks that you have been following for the last hour."
"Great Scott Holmes! See this here? While you were babbling on like a tea kettle, I have made yet another discovery about these tracks. Notice anything unusual?"
"*Sigh* Yes Holmes, they are your shoes."
"How astute of you Watson! Clearly I am a great influence on you. As you have aptly pointed out, this criminal has, in his possession, a set of shoes nearly identical to my own. As my shoes are custom made, our next stop must invariably be the shoe cobbler down the street. Undoubtedly he knows who else has a similar patterned shoe."
"Undoubtedly Holmes, yet I can't help but think that something glaringly obvious has escaped your attention."
"Quite right again Watson! My magnifying glass has gotten dirty. A quick clean from this damp cloth, and we shall be on our way again. Nothing escapes my attention and we shall soon catch up with our clever little theif."
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