The Mooring

“Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your attention, this is flight hostess Suzy speaking.

“Due to some unforeseen circumstances, we have been forced to halt temporarily in New York as there seems to be some problems at the Lakehurst Naval station which is our final destination.

“However you can now tell the folks back home that you docked temporarily at none other than the Empire State building! Yes, ladies and gents, we are currently moored at the iconic tower, and since we are at a higher point than the tip of the spire, we’re offering you the best view of [...]

[...] Manhattan ever.

“In a short while, we will be airing on the screen in front of you all, the feature film ‘Becky Sharp’, that our passengers should know, is the very first film to be entirely shot in technicolour. Also feel free to ask our hostesses to serve you from our wide spread that includes the best Beluga caviar that the world has to offer. Also feel free to choose to sample German delicacies from our spread and some of the best brews that Berlin has to offer.

“Ah, good news! We have just received a cable from New Jersey that the technical problems at the landing dock have been resolved and we will shortly be recommencing our journey to our final destination.

“Ladies and gents, thank you for flying with us on the world’s largest commercial airship. You, dear passengers, are going down in history as we speak.”

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