The Red Barons Last Flight

We did it boy! I knew we could sneak all these tools onto the fairgrounds! Isn’t this great? Yeah, we had to get on the ride seven different times to get the job done, and the guy operating it was giving us funny looks when I kept telling him I wanted to ride in my “favorite” plane, but it was totally worth it, because here we go!

My friends said I was silly to think that I could make one of these so-called pretend planes fly. Well I guess everyone can see who the real dumbo is now, right? This is going so much better than the bumper car incident last year at the circus. Who would have thought they could give someone a lifetime ban? Sure, the bearded lady was upset about the [...]

[...] cotton candy getting in her hair, and I can understand the sword juggler being mad about nearly losing an arm. Not to mention what happened when we swerved into the big top. I didn’t think it was that bad though.

But have no fear ol’ boy. None of that stuff will happen this time. Oh sure, we might have to worry about a bird or two, but at least there’s no clowns to accidentally run over. Ah, this is great; don’t you just love the feel of the wind in your face? I bet this is tons better than sticking your head out some stupid ol’ car window. Aw don’t whimper boy, in a second we’ll hit an updraft and be soaring high again, so don’t worry about the ground, it’s not even that close yet. Yep, any second now we’ll be flying high. This is the best day ever!

Keep this t shirt on if: You live for the next Bond installment and watched Tintin 3 times

Forget about it if: You last visited the circus, never.

Sizes: Mens - S, M, L, XL, XXL
                             Womens - S, M, L, XL
                             Teens - 12, 14, 16, 18

We call this color: : Young Grey