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Phonograph Bird

T shirt designed by - Apelad

Time to kick back and listen to some old time Squawk-and-Roll

Yeah, yeah, I hear that the hyenas are laughing at me for enjoying this stuff, but they’re the ones who are missing out on some great music. I know that it makes me seem a bit old fashioned, wanting to listen to music this way, but I don’t care. It sounds better this way. Sure there are tapes, CDs, and now we have these new fangled digital formats—but none of them can beat the simple pleasure of a good ol’ beak-on-record sound.

I’m bringing the format back in big way on my own. It’s so relaxing to have the music feel like it is just flowing through you, man. I’m telling you, I can feel it down to my wingtips, and it feels groovy. I bet you can’t get that kind of experience [...]

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What was that? You want to know what I’m listening to? Why just “Dodo Sevrenson and His Big Brass Band,” only the best musicians in the world! No one can match the sound that Dodo and his guys had. The other forest creatures can have the “Beatles,” those guys will never match the sweet sounds of Dodo and his band! No way, no how!

Oh sure, there have been some imitators along the way, like Harry and the Hippos, but their sound was just a cheap imitation, you know? Of course, the later years of the band were a bit marred by those totally false claims that Dodo was guilty of beak-syncing to the music while playing in concert, but that was just garbage, you know? It was a shame that it happened too, because everyone in the band just flew their separate ways after the whole affair blew over.

I know they lost a lot of fans over those charges, but not me. I never stopped listening. Nope, I’m a tried and true fan, and I can’t wait until they patch things up and come out with a new album. Sure, some people think that their sound is ‘extinct’ but I bet you those same people think that disco is dead too.

Ha! Oh, you want to know about this particular album I’m listening to right now? A classic I tell you, an absolute classic! Would you believe I found some kids playing catch with it? Yeesh! Talk about lack of respect.

Keep this t shirt on if: You enjoy rockin’ out to the golden oldies.

Forget about it if: You accidently sold your favorite record at a garage sale.

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Colour: The band played on until the yellow sunrise.

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wizardofaus : : Mon 04 Jun, 2012
His moving feet make me see how much he is enjoying himself..!

Mahesh Yermal : : Mon 04 Jun, 2012
Seems like a Avatar of Lord Krishna

Sharan : : Mon 04 Jun, 2012
I need to find this bird!

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