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“Well, it’s a good thing he isn’t around to hear you say that. In my opinion, you were pushing him just a little too hard. It was always,”TK, analyze this algorithm,” or “TK, we need you to decode the enemy transmissions” or “TK, use those metal legs of yours to fetch me some coffee.”
“Will you listen to yourself? We’re in the middle of a crisis here, and you’re getting mad about me using the equipment how it was meant to be used. Besides which, the coffee wasn’t that good anyway. When we catch the TK, it needs to have a good dark roast programmed into his memory…”
“I bet you never even thanked him for the coffee he did bring, did you? No wonder he ran away. *sigh* “I just hope he’s okay out there. He’s so new of a machine. I’m just not sure he’s ready for the world at large.”
“Would you get your head back in the game Jones? We need to plot out the most logical place that he---I mean it, would have gone to. Darn it, now you have me doing it! Did you implant the tracking device within him—I mean it, upon construction, or did you foul that up too?”
“I did, and why are you acting like this is my fault? You were the one bullying him. No wonder he wanted to step out for some fresh air.”
“Is that what he told you he wanted? Robots don’t breathe you idiot! Look, the locator isn’t working, let’s get in my truck and see if we can use the close range scanner to find him.”
“Okay, just give me a second Smith. I can’t find my hat and trench coat, and I swear I left it right here by the door.”
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