only be a pack a day to you, but I have some helpful pamphlets on quitting if you are interested.”
Whatever man, it’s not a habit, I can quit when I want.
“Heart, you’re hammering away down here is getting to me. Yeah, I know that it’s what you do, and I like your dedication to your work by keeping at it every day. However, I think you could try to slow your rhythm down a little. Everything doesn’t have to be so fast paced—or loud. Sure, you have fresh beats all the time, but lately I think you’ve been taking things a little too fast.”
He’s just complaining because of my recent interest in dubstep. My beats may seem erratic to him, but it’s a new sound and not everyone is going to like it.
“Liver, not that it’s my place, but don’t you think that you could lay off the drinking just a little bit? You can’t filter out what I’m saying forever. Personally, I’m okay with a little glass of wine every now and then, but I’m betting you are the one responsible for the dozens of empty beer bottles piled up on the porch. Everything in moderation, you know?”
What does he know about moderation? Isn’t he thinking all the time?
“Stomach, I know you like to eat, but maybe you could let up a bit on the tacos and pizza? The extra garbage keeps piling up front and it just looks tacky. I’m not trying to judge you for what you eat, it’s just that stuff is messy and it makes the whole place stink, especially the tacos. "
I’ve got just four words for Mr. Brain: Beans and Cabbage Night.
Right on man! Huh, I wonder what helpful advice he has for me. WHAT? JUST WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS!
“I’ve got nothing to say to you Intestine. The lame excuses, the late night parties. I know that your job stinks, but that’s no excuse. You’re at the bottom of most of the trouble the others get into and over half the time you are totally full of it.”
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