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of here. I got a few jobs lined up for us…”
“Like what, boss?”
“Yeah, I think I’m in serious need of an image makeover. People mostly just hate pigeons cause they poop on statues.”
“They also hate you guys, because you’re stupid.”
“Hey, at least we’re not omens of doom. Plus, we’re a whole lot prettier. You’ve got this whole Black Widow thing going on for you, that’s so last season.”
“If there’s anyone who needs a makeover, it’s me. For chrissake, the only reason people know my name is because of two heroes who wear tights. And one of them was in that godawful Joel Schumacher Batman film”
“So what’s the plan, boss?”
“I don’t know yet. But if those three penguins could dig their way out of that zoo and go to Madagascar with a plastic spoon, we can surely think up something better than those flightless nuts.”
(Whispers) “Do I or you tell him, that that was just a movie?”
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