or “getting high.” Yes, our victory today shall silence those who would think that we are merely “bobbing along through the clouds.” Their underestimation of our abilities shall be their downfall! Think not of the mishaps with the leaky balloons and the numerous, disastrous encounters with birds! Be confident in the baskets that you now ride in, for we shall use them to put the past behind us!
Dwell not on our prior defeats in battle. Yes, those steam powered freaks from the eastern regions managed to beat us back with their high powered water cannons, but that was a fluke. How could we have seen our defeat at the hands of such childish device? And the loss of an entire regiment of balloon bombers when we fought against the Wizards of the West was really not something our expert strategists could have anticipated.
Causing half of our fleet to vanish with the mere flick of a wrist and wave of a wand, before we even knew what was going on, is truly an act of cowardice! That’s not really a sporting way to conduct a battle, now is it? Nay, they were afraid to boldly look into our eyes before they employed such devilry!
Once we have conquered the lands below, we will return to them and dispense our wrath! But now that we are near the forest realm, swift victory will surely boost our morale, and we will easily defeat these simple peasants. All that it takes my floating brethren is that one, decisive victory over just one of our enemies to show who is in control of the destiny of mankind!
Go now, and float with honor! Oh, one last thing my fellow countrymen, a brief word of advice before the battle is joined. There are rumors going around that these simple folk use bows and arrows in their daily lives. There is no proof of these ridiculous claims, and we need not gossip among ourselves about such things! All the same, please avoid going too close to the ground. If you allow your balloons to end up looking like a pincushion, you bring dishonor to us all…not to mention we’re still making payments on a good third of the fleet! But think not on that! Go now and float on!
Keep this t shirt on if: You allow your imagination to float along.
Forget about it if: People think that you are full of hot air.
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