However after three months of hawking papers like they were bars of soap, the little newspaper boy knew better. He wasn’t selling stories about issues that would change society, he was selling gossip about who was sleeping with who and where you could get the best deal this festive season. They weren’t stories about the impoverished but about how idiotic rich people were spending their money in wholly unproductive ways. He was more of a realist that any of those silly journalists standing outside homes of politicians, thinking that their reports were going to save the world.
He was realist, and he was going to be huge some day. Only until then, he needed to sell as many copies as he could to get out of this dump. And so with artificial vigour and fake enthusiasm, he took in a deep breath and began to yell ‘extra, extra! Get your copy now!’
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