V r lyk dis wonly

Wat xctly is ur problm?

V undrstnd dat u rnt as tech-savvy as us. V knw u resent da fact dat v can typ fastr thn u cud evr dream of. V get dat ur tearin out ur hair whn u need 2 typ out an email datz longer thn 3 lines. Get wit da program dude. Life just passd u by.

B4 u hate on us again, think abt y xctly ur mad. Ur jealous. Ur upset dat it was ur gf who had 2 tell u wat 143 meant. Ur embarrassed dat ur boss had 2 spell out ttyl 2 u, cuz u drew a blank at his txt.

V cud b ur new BFFs, if only u let us in. It’s not hard. Just [...]

[...] suspend logic, grammar, good sense and everything you learned about the English language in school and you’ll do well. Btw, dat last line, is xactly wat u shudnt b doing. Evr…

If u got evry line of this, w/o needin to Google stuff, 4get worryin, ur doin gr8. Of course, if ur not 15 yet, dis was ez.

Keep this t shirt on: If you’re 25 or older, and cringe at the sight of incomplete sentences and improper punctuation

Forget about it if: U cudnt b bothered. V r lyk dis wonly.

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