Silence

I’m through with toeing the line. To hell with silence zones. And the neighbours. And my aching head.

There, I’ve turned it right up. Only it’s making my china cabinet rattle. Well maybe it doesn’t need to be this loud. There, that’s better. I. Am. The. King. Of. The. World.

Gosh. Mr D’souza from next door has threatened to call the cops. What a hag. I mean, here I am expressing myself and all she wants to do, is rain on my parade. Sigh. I suppose, I should. They made the last tenants vacate the flat, when they gave her the finger. There. That’s just right.

Wow, this playlist has J.Lo on it. And it’s the song ‘Let’s [...]

[...] Get Loud’. How apt! Only I kinda hate this song. And her too. I mean, why’d she leave Marc Anthony? They were so perfect together! I need to turn this down, before I have another moment…

Oh, damn this. Maybe I’ll just use Caps. My girlfriend always thinks I’m shouting when I do that on a chat window. THIS POST IS LOUD. See what I did there? And maybe next time I’ll throw in an exclamation mark for good measure.

I am awesome. *Pats self on back*

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