report card full of As. Now think about the look on your mother’s face when you suddenly score a C.
The average Joe never has to rise above the ordinary. He can pleasantly surprise with a better-than-expected performance, but he isn’t expected to keep the flag flying at full mast all the time. He can go out, have a life, have a girlfriend and get wasted on a Saturday night without having to bother to wake up early on a Sunday to revise his notes for the gazillionth time.
When he grows older, he doesn’t have to drum up a dozen Excel sheets a day to keep his boss happy, along with a long and dreary Powerpoint presentation for next week. No, for the average Joe, it’s enough for his bosses that he’s turned up to work and an added bonus that he has pants on this time.
He can thus dedicate all the time he saves from not having to play kiss-ass, to more productive activities. Like figuring out what to order for lunch. Or buying fun T-shirts online.
Keep this t shirt on: Because you can! Because being average means that Friday dressing actually means that you can throw on a T-shirt and no one will ever notice!
Forget about it if: You’ve sold your soul to the corporate devil. And you’ve gotta go now, because you’ve got another Excel sheet on the stove and five more PPTs in the oven.
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