Planet Babylon

And on your right, ladies and gentlemen, is the fabled Planet Babylon. Yes that’s right, you’ll finally be able to tell the folks back home that that is indeed, not just an urban myth.

The denizens of this fine planet have been able to recreate an atmosphere of hedonism that would make Vegas look like a nunnery. Every epicurean experience is available on Planet Babylon is available, albeit at a hefty price, so I’d advise everyone on board to stash more than a little away for our stopover there.

Oh, and there goes a gigantic pair of the Golden Arches, far larger than anything you’ve seen around even Times [...]

[...] Square, folks! After all, you didn’t think that a planet devoted to all things self-indulgent would leave out comfort-inducing, fast food, now would you?

You’ll also notice how the entire planet’s been fashioned as the Tower of Babel, which in my humble opinion, should have been easy choice for an Ancient Wonder of the World.

Of course, you’ll pardon us for not stopping over just right now. We find that that making it our last stopover is often the wisest option, seeing that it takes a while to get everyone back on the bus and that way, it doesn’t throw off the rest of the itinerary. But for now, I’d advise all the gentlemen on board to gird their loins, since our next stop is Venus…

Keep this t shirt on if: You though the strip was tame by your hedonistic standards

Forget about it if: The closest you’ve gotten to a casino is watching one sail off from the Panjim dock

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