countries, discovered thousands of secrets, and thanks to selling real ice cream on the side, we’ve even paid for travel expenses. What other member of our government can boast to having done that?”
“I’m not saying it isn’t effective Agent A, I just think we could do without the extra layer of ‘secrecy’ as you like to call it. I think we waste a lot of time on it honestly.”
“Ooooooh. I get what you’re talking about Agent B, this is about the bear suits, right?”
“Well…I didn’t want to say anything because of how much you like them, but yeah, it is. I think that there could be a bit of a problem.”
“Okay, so there might be an occasional ice cream headache if the agents eat the stuff too fast, but a bit of aspirin should cure that.”
“Uh, that wasn’t really the problem that I was referring too. My concern is about the bear suits themselves.”
“You shouldn’t worry yourself about that either. So long as the agents memorize the secrets on the cones and eat the ice cream before it drips on the suits, I don’t see the problem. The fur on them doesn’t cost that much to get cleaned and it has held up remarkably well.”
“Look, the problem is I don’t see the need to have the suits at all Agent A. Doesn’t that pump up the costs of the mission? Why did we buy so many of them?”
“That’s a silly question; we needed a few dozen costumes because of all the places we’re going in the world. The fake fur gets matted and looks silly after a few uses, not to mention how bad they smell after the other agents have sweated in them a bit. Plus, we need to have regionally appropriate bears.
A panda would look silly in the snow, wouldn’t it? Now I know you weren’t sure about this plan, and I admit that some of the guys could stand to lose a few pounds thanks to all the secrets—not to mention ice cream—they are taking in, but we have just a couple more stops in the arctic then we’re done, I promise.”
“Fine, but I still think the idea of gathering secrets under the guise of giving away free ice cream to bears is a bit silly. What if a real one happens to come up wanting a cone? What do we do then Agent A?”
“We’ll worry about that when it happens Agent B. Now grab your polar bear suit and let’s get going.”
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