hour ago. That’s the problem with cats though. Cute as buttons, but absolutely un-trainable.
“Anyhoo since Bambi here was a willing volunteer, we’ve strapped him to the largest turbo rocket we could steal from the Rejected Patents warehouse at Lockheed Martin and just look at him go. Spots looked worried and he should be. After all, without that Guinness record to his name, there’s no telling him apart from a puma, a jaguar or a Siamese.
“And doesn’t Bambi look cute? He’s got his tongue hanging out like my dog Marley did when he stuck out his head of the car window during trips to the store. Maybe I can even take Bambi home, now that Marley’s gone. All I need to now figure out is how to train a stag to bring in my morning paper…”
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