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You just have to plug in your pen drive, and have your choice of music hovering above your head or softly cooing around your bed as you fall asleep. Heaven!
For flower lovers and those who have nurseries, the cuckoo bee is the guaranteed way of ensuring perfect pollination. It never misses a flower! Believe us when we say that. Not one single flower will be left un-pollinated! That increases your produce and you can say bye-bye to all those chemical fertilizer junk you have been using for so long!
And with an expandable nectar storage compartment, after the pollination routine, just switch the cuckoo bee off, remove the compartment and voila! Perfectly pure nectar in all its natural goodness! Nothing beats that, now does it?
And who would not want a pet that is a tweety-bird and also an M3 player on demand? A perfect companion with no fuss at all, and just requires oiling twice a month, the cuckoo bee is the most hassle-free pet to get. And with the added security app (which will buzz instantly on any thermal changes), bid your home-security worries good bye!
Get your cuckoo bee today! Call us right now at 1900-420-420 for a 50% discount and an extra pair of wings!
Keep this t shirt on if: You called the number given above, and cursed your forefathers after doing it.
Forget about it if: If you haven’t and think you are too smart to be duped. Pet dog who can cook on sale. Any takers?
Sizes Available: Mens - S, M, L, XL, XXL
Womens - S, M, L, XL
Teens - 12, 14, 16, 18
We call this color: Fiction red (So, is it red then?)