Adelita

So here’s why we think that if King Leonidus had stayed at home and let his wife march on into battle with female warriors a la Adelitas, the Spartans would have won the war that day.

1. They’d have asked for directions

2. 300? They’d probably need only 30 strong lasses with awesome negotiating skills

3. They’d have fought better knowing that they would have a better meal at night, other than dead pig on a stick

4. They wouldn’t be keeping count of the number of [...]

[...] Persians they had slain. It’s only the men who are trophy-hungry

5. They would have put more energy into actual combat than into war cries

6. They’d have used enchiladas to lure the enemy in

7. They’d have their feminine wiles to fall back on

8. They’d have seen right through that ugly double crosser

9. They’d have done a better job of convincing the priests guarding the Oracle

10. They’d have had better outfits. What? Dressing for success is half the battle won!

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