Gronk need his beauty sleep same as everyone.
*Sniffle* No sleep for Gronk though. Nerds no good at all. Me try eating nerds when first came to my home. No worry about Gronk though, me only have small nibble, in case they poison. You lean in close, Gronk tell you secret... NERD TASTE AWFUL! They all stringy and tough to chew. Well, that not true all time…Gronk admit some nerds big and soft, like giant meatball, them sometimes taste okay me guess. Not really me type of thing though.Sometimes me think it getting too hard for decent ogre like self to make way in world.
Me can’t remember last time burned down village and kidnapped young maid. No more villages to burn. Just cell towers and cables. Me try knocking those down at first, but stupid nerds come along with their’ whiney voices and put up new ones too fast.
One day, Gronk thought he have great idea to get rid of nerds. He build big cage and put bunch of compooters in it to lure them. Me listened to cage for screams for mercy. Stupid nerds link all compooters together and start playing games, not even know they in cage! Now they won’t leave cage and me need to use it for catching food!
Gronk decide it time to go. Gronk going to live with his cousin Troll under bridge. He say not too bad to live there. Sometimes goats walk on bridge and it noisy, but not as bad as this. Gronk going to miss his old home.
What this? Nerds leave their big, dumb glasses on me favorite path? GWWWAAAAA!!! GRONK HATES NERDS!!!
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