busy myself since you started avoiding me last year. Why don’t you just go ahead and step inside my home for a moment, and we can set things straight, okay? Here, I’ll just shut the door so we can have a bit of…privacy.”
“Hey man, I’m not avoiding you, I came over didn’t I? I even stepped inside, right? I thought you said you weren’t upset anymore though. Geez you keep it dark in here.”
“Oh, I admit I was upset at first. Very upset Nik. Who wouldn’t be after all the money I sunk into your lame idea. But I found something to help me be calm and find peace.”
“Hey! Who knew glass dartboards would be a bad idea, am I right? So, what did you do to help calm the nerves Raj? Last time we spoke you were practically screaming, now you seem so calm. Is it what you’re doing with lights? Because it seems a bit dim in here aside from those little night lights in that corner over there.”
“Oh, I’ve taken up origami Nik, and mixed with a touch of dark magic, I’ve found calm after you nearly bankrupted me. It’s amazing what you can do with a bit of paper and patience Nik.”
“Ha ha! Dark magic! You always were a kidder Raj. So, what’ve you been making? Frogs, foxes, or maybe some of those cranes? I heard that if you make a thousand of those little things, you get to make a wish.”
“Nothing so small Nik.”
“Whoa! Those things in the corner aren’t nightlights! What’s going on? Oh my—what is that thing? Is that a gorilla? The stress has finally pushed you over the edge Raj, this is just crazy!”
You wouldn’t believe how many pieces of paper it took to build him Nik. And I meant what I said. I found it quite calming to build him. Even casting the evil incantations to bring him to life was soothing… in its own way. Now, about that money you owe me Nik…”
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