you would see me blushing. I just happened to get to “The Big Apple” first. Anyone could have climbed that thing and swatted planes. What you do in Tokyo is a true classic! You must really love what you do to be leveling it so many times. What are you up to now, a hundred? Two hundred? I bet it’s a lot!”
“Meh. To tell you truth, I’ve stomped that city so many times, even I have lost count. Speaking of which; keep this under your hat, but I’ve been thinking about retiring.”
“Oh no, why? You’re so great at what you do! No one can send the people running like you do!”
“Well Kong, every time I attack the city, it starts out okay. There’s the yelling, panic, and general chaos that comes with knocking over buildings and—well, you know how it goes.”
“A little like what we’ve got going on here right now?”
“Yeah, like this little city, only on a grander scale. Anywho, things are normally okay, or have been until recently. Lately the city has been calling up this giant moth-thing to fight me off! And before the moth-thing appears, these creepy little singing twins announce its arrival in the most irritatingly high-pitched voices you could imagine! Not only that, but I think I’m allergic to that moth-thing. So now, whenever I attack Tokyo, not only am I getting a migraine from the stupid singing, but I also have sneezing fits so my radioactive breath is everywhere! I tell you, it’s embarrassing when you want to level one building but end up knocking down the wrong one. My health is going downhill and I don’t’ want to do shoddy work.”
“I hear you on that my friend. I hate it when I hit the wrong building. Thanks for the chat ‘Zilla, it’s been my pleasure. Well, I suppose we should get back to turning this little city into rubble before it gets too late in the day to see what we’re hitting. Hey ‘Zilla, whether you retire or not, just let me shake your hand and tell you, ‘Great Work!’”
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