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Apocalypse FAQ

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Have aliens landed and come to conquer? Not sure what it means for you! Today’s t shirt asks an important question, and today’s write up has a few important tips for you before the end comes.

So aliens have landed and are conquering the planet. Don’t you just hate it when that happens? Sure you have questions at such a time, who wouldn’t? It’s okay to wonder if the apocalypse means that tomorrow is going to be a holiday. But maybe you have other questions about the inevitable doom of civilization and conquering by alien overlords. We of “So Your Planet is Doomed” magazine are pleased to present the top three FAQ’s of apocalypse by alien invasion. [...]

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[...] First, is it okay to go looting when the end comes? You may have had your eyes on a big screen television for years and are thinking now is the time to literally grab yourself one. Don’t be too hasty though! Not just because you’ll breaking what semblance of the law is left though. While the world is crumbling, the airwaves are likely to be filled with nothing but depressing reports of widespread destruction and chaos, plus the aliens might trace the signal and vaporize you! Save yourself the trouble and instead, stock up on supplies such as canned goods at your local grocery store. That way when whole country sides are wiped out by alien death rays, you’ll be cozy in your bunker cooking up a home cooked meal. Still need a bunker? That leads us to our next FAQ.

Should you build an underground bunker for you and your loved ones to survive in? If you think an invasion could happen soon, then it’s time to rent a backhoe and dig up your wife’s flower garden. Remember, the bunker should be a minimum of two stories underground, and have a decently thick shell to avoid alien detection. If they do detect you, then it quite literally is all over. Decent air filters and access to underground water sources are also a must so be prepared to dig a deeper hole than you would expect.

Finally, and most importantly point of all, what do you do If you aren’t prepared for aliens? Well, if you failed to stock up food and construct a bunker; just throw on a lure vest, grab a fishing rod, and hit the lake because it is already too late for you or the rest of humanity. Does this mean you should be feeling gloomy because you’ve given up? Absolutely not! You’ll be enjoying some of the most carefree fishing of your life. Just remember our motto, if today is the end of the world, then tomorrow really IS a holiday!

Keep this t shirt on if: You like to party like there is no tomorrow, because one day there won’t be!

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Forget about it if: You have a hard time when things come to an end, like, the world.

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potato.head : : Mon 20 May, 2013
u know ive always wondered this :P

adhyanan : : Mon 20 May, 2013
whatteyyy thought

jerseyfun : : Mon 20 May, 2013
what about the day after that? would that be a holiday too?

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