We’re just as pleased as can be that we have a new owner, isn’t that right guys?”
“Yeah!” “Wait a minute that sounded like it came from all around me. How many of you are there in on this prank and how many radios do you have? Look, I’m not fooled by the attempts to freak me out okay? Trust me, I just need another second and I’ll find where you hid those radios. One of them is probably up there in the lights by those little eyes…up…there… Spooky effect you’ve got going on there. It almost looks like the eyes are moving and looking right…at…me…”
“I’m actually called Candelabra. These are my brothers and sisters up here with me. Now that you’re looking at me I just wanted to say hello again and let you know how happy we all are to have you here with us.”
“Oh man oh man oh man...”
“It looks like you’ve already met Couch and his cousins the Cushion brothers.”
“Hey, how’s it going buddy? Sit on anyone I know? And, not that it’s any of my business, but have you thought about losing a little weight?”
“BwaaaH! No, no, no, no, no! You did not just talk to me either couch!”
“Oh, and since I, the Candelabra, have duty as official greeter of the house, I’d like to also introduce you to Lamp, Table, and Umbrella and…well…truthfully there are just so many of us it’s hard to keep up. But don’t worry! You’ll get to know us all over time. In fact, Clock over there will be able to help you keep track of time.”
“Aw, why did he run out the front door like that? He seemed nice enough. Not like that last guy. He didn’t stop screaming when Lamp turned on the light for him. Speaking of about him, I wonder if those men in the nice white coats are going to bring him back soon for a visit?”
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